Original Shlomo Recording AYY TI DI DAI Song

Link

The Rabbi

http://www.the-rabbi.com/

Immigrant Anthem

http://americancomedynetwork.com/FLASH/ImmigrantAnthem.htm

Manchester Bollards

“Read first and then watch the clip”

 

The girl in the first car is rushing to the sales.

The council in Manchester installed some retractable bollards to stop people
using bus lanes. It’s causing a bit of uproar with the public.

Click on the link to find out why.

PS keep an eye on the windscreen of the white van.

 

The latest trick from the council. This is a true clip.

http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/flvplayer.swf?file=http://media.biertijd.com/movies/200610/onderen.flv&autostart=true&fs=true

Kosher Swimsuit

A tznious Swimsuit for women from an Islamic web store:

(Might be Kosher for the frumest country too. Actually, if the women will be wearing this there might not be a need for a mechitza, lol)

http://www.jelbab.com/product.asp?prdID=400410

Larger view

Swim Suit 400410 (Product #400410) Four-pieces swimming suit. Made of high quality plain dyed water repellant material. Imported from Turkey especially for Sajeda international Co. Top is a fully opened jacket, closed with long zipper. Two short slits are provided at sides. Two pockets are attached to pants, closed with a zipper. Pants are provided with elastic waist. Head cover is made of two-pieces similar to Hijab Al-Ameera. Top’s waist, sleeve openings and leg’s openings are provided with adjustable stripe to close openings, so water is not through. Internal head cover (swimming cap) is provided with elastic to prevent water leakage. External head cover is fastened with two clips. Contours made of different color are used as complementary pieces for jacket, pants and head cover. Jacket and pants are ornamented with decoration seems. Jelbab.com doesn’t claim any Fatwa for using this suit; please use your own judgment.

Yarmer Rov

http://chaptzem.blogspot.com/2006/11/yarmer-rov-r-yankel-miller-performs-at.html

Tips for Handling Junk Mail – please follow!

Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: “Hold On, Please…”
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of
hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the phone company’s “beep-beep-beep” tone, you know it’s time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a “real” sales person to call back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get “ads” enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these “ads” with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.
When you get those “pre-approved” letters in the mail for everything
from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw
away the return envelope.
Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs
them more than the regular 37 cents postage “IF” and when they receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.
One of Andy Rooney’s (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn’t get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn’t on anything you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep
them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let’s let them know what it’s like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they’re paying for it…Twice!
Let’s help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that’s why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea !

If enough people follow these tips, it will work —- I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS

Chances are that these kids will never be involved in anti-social activities

Link

Footage of one of the Hafganos in Kikar Shabbos

HERE

Beatles

http://www.thebeatles.art.pl/tele.html

Click on a picture and watch the video. Check out “Day in the Life”!!!!